Simpsons Pornography Story: Bartman Chapter 75

A/N: This
is the chapter I have been waiting for in Bart man, one that I am
completely satisfied and I havent been enjoying what I have
written after chapter 50 but this is the exception. I ran out of
ideas and started rushing things, Im so sorry about that but now
I think everything is set for Bartman to become what it used to be, a
good fic.

Bart

The
tests have only just began, 2009, a new year and just like every
year, it will be filled with trials and tribulations.

Summer
vacation is great, you dont need to worry about anything, just
kick back and relax. You can smoke all the weed you want, drink all
the alcohol you want and do whatever the fuck you want without
worrying about the consequences. No annoying exams tomorrow, no days
of work, nothing to interrupt this precious time of nothingness.

Hey
arent you going to share that? Jessica asked me, taking off her
seat belt and moving closer to me.

Youre
the driver, you cant drive stoned I say, we were parked near
Springfield Heights, apparently one good making out spot. Things
might just get more interesting, need more weed though.

Yeah I
can, She said grabbing the joint from my hand and sucking it in as
hard as she could. She has a very power throat and good at sucking
for sure. I tried grabbing it back and she kicked me hard in the leg.

Awh,
that hurt I said.

You
want some of this dont you, She gave me a smile, inhaled some
of the smoke and kissed me sweetly, slowly pumping the venom into my
lungs.

Hey
look at that, I say stepping out of the car. I started moving
closer to the forest what a cute little bunny!

Honey,
where the fuck are you going? Jessica said hopping out of the car.
I follow the cute little bunny through the forests.

Wait,
come back here Jessica screams as I start running after the
rabbit. After chasing it for about 10 minutes, it races off to some
other part of the forest. Catching my breathe, I also catch sight of
something I havent seen before a waterfall.

Bart,
what do you think your doing? Jessica said coming out of nowhere.

Dude
look at that I say pointing to the waterfall, I never seen one
around here I walk closer to it.

Dont
you know what that is? Cave of death is behind that waterfall, This
is not good, we have to get out of here right now, its cursed.
I think Jessica was playing mind games with me, we love doing that
when we are stoned.

Cave of
death? I ask going closer to the stream of water, flowing from
what looked like the sky. How could a cave behind this? Thats
almost impossible but I am not going to try and check right now, the
water is vicious, I guess its been raining lots. Which is weird cause
its summer.

In the
time of the great Springfield-Shelbyville war, soldiers from
Springfield that were injured were brought to this cave, many died
inside. Your grandpa never told you that? Wasnt he in the war?
I wanted to investigate further but Jessica had just scared the shit
out of me, if shes playing mind games with me shes winning.

Damn,
thats what I should do visit Grandpa, its been such a long
time Of cause I dont really want to visit Grandpa, I want to
find out about the Cave of death. I should visit him more often
though, hes getting old and the older you get, the closer you are
to death.

We get
back into the car and are there in a jiffy, well thats how Grandpa
would have said it.

Hi, We
are here to see Grandpa Simpson, I say at the front desk of the
retirement home.

Oh
there is some bad news about Abe Simpson he had a major heart
attack, three hours ago we dont know what happened to him but
the chances of him still being alive are very little. The lady
says in a sweet tone that fails at undermining the bad news.

What
Grandpa we got to go to the hospital, I tell Jessica as she
nods and we run to the car. I cant believe it Grandpa!!!!

Homer

Simpsons
residence, can I ask who is speaking? Maggie says on the phone,
shes still cute, I hope see doesnt get any older. Wouldnt it
be great if you can just freeze a frame in your life? I dont want
anything to change, for once in my life I am completely happy with my
life. Not only do I have a lot of cash and can provide my queen with
all she needs, my prince and princesses are finally loving and caring
individuals. I thought I failed miserably with Bart, it took a long
time to get him under control.

Daddy
its for you, She says handing the phone over. Daddys little
girl, just cause Lisa was too smart and opinionated to be my little
girl doesnt mean that Maggie cant be. Shes getting older
though, you know what they say the older you are, the closer you
are to death. I am getting old but its my dream to out live my
kids.

Hello,
Homer Simpson here, what can I do for you?

Mr
Simpson, I have some bad news for you. Your father, Abe Simpson has
suffered from a major heart attack around 3:30 pm, at 4:02 pm his
death was confirmed. The lady said.

Well
thats no reason to call me when meet the fockers is on, Ben
Stiller is such a fox. I reply but then I suddenly realise what
she said. It was bad news, not the kind of bad news that I normally
ignore but the kind I have to listen to.

My dad
is dead I ask but even after hearing the bad news for the
second time I couldnt believe it. The man that raised me so well,
to become the success I am now, hes dead.

I sit on
the coach and get all emo, this sucks my dad wasnt suppose to
die right now, he hasnt even had the pain of cancer or anything
like that. At least if he had cancer he would have died a slow and
painful death, not by a heart attack which is most likely quick and
slightly less painful. I saw him last week, and he was doing so well
but now hes dead. How could this be?

Daddy
Daddy, why have you died and left me here alone? I was suppose to die
first, thats what you always wanted now the only thing to hope
for is that Bart dies before me. Hopefully he dies of a drug over
dose soon, its the only way to pay tribute to grandpa.

All the
good times, all the bad times that I had shared, why does it have to
come to an end? Although at times my father and I were in two
different worlds, like that time professor Frink sent me to an
alternative reality, but I knew he always loved me. He even told me
personally that he was always proud that I wasnt a short man. Im
going to miss you daddy, Rest in peace.