To celebrate the Christmas season, Margie decided to give Homer a present. She's purchased and put on beautiful underwear, and is waiting for Homer to return her home. But instead of Homer, she gets a friend of her son, Dirk, who has come to see her. Dirk is a very violent boy. He creates a tale about what he wants to tell Margie in the bed. Dirk's stories become more interesting for Margie when he continues to tell them. It turns out Dirk has no idea what he's talking about. Margie gives Dirk some good knuckles and orders him out of the way.