Simpsons Pornography Story: Bartman Chapter 51

A/N:
Thanks for the reviews guys. By the way GG, Meryl Streep kicks
ass(because she voices Jessica Lovejoy). Alex Whitney, she is the
preppy kid in one of the episodes. A new kid and its in that episode
Homer goes into the grease business with Bart while Lisa struggles to
be popular. First episode of the tenth season I believe and I think
its that just a recycled episode of the Allison one, uhh Lisas
rival. Homer even has a get rich quick scheme where he has a sugar
business sugar with broken glass which are prizes. Firstly I would
like to thank everyone that has ever review my fic and if you have
done it more than once like Helpful, Reverend Lovejoy and Hackrcam(of
cause there is more), well you guys get thanked numerous times and
you guys are the reason I continued :p

Maggie

I
cant
believe what I just witnessed; Bart was pulled away in a stretcher,
slowly dying. Only I and Lisa knew, everyone was in the backyard,
they all had no idea what happened. They all thought the gun shot
fired was backfire or fireworks much like I had.

Maggie,
whats
the matter?
Jessica said as she walked into the room. Jessica was definitely in
the dark, she didnt know what I had just witnessed, something so
twisted I couldnt tell her. She was Barts fiance and
deserved to know but I couldnt break her heart like that.

Nothing,
Im just tired I think Im going to go to sleep. I say with
a smile, she looks at me questioning, Bart told me she was the queen
of lies and could smell one from miles away.

Whats
the matter?

Nothing,
I just want to go to sleep okay? I say, a little more agitatedly,
she doesnt respond instead runs a hand through my hair. Bart also
told me she was manipulative, she would get the truth out of you in
such a sneaky way that you couldnt see it coming.

Ill
see you, later I say as I start walking up the stairs.

Wait,
I just want you to know that Im glad your going to be my sister in
law, I mean you are a special little girl to me, so truthful and
cute. She says pulling softly on my cheeks and putting her arms
around me before giving me a kiss. Bart was right, she was
manipulative.

Im
glad youre getting married to my brother too, I say weakly
walking up the stairs. She knows something is wrong but she doesnt
bother to follow. What am I to do? I cant just pretend everything
is fine; I cant let the sandman put me into another realm I
have to go to the hospital, where Bart and Lisa were or maybe Bart
wasnt I cant think like that, its too too depressing.
I grab Barts old skateboard, if there is one thing I learnt from
Bart it was how to use this thing but as I look through his room I
find something better that I could use the hover board.

WOW!!
I say, as the hover board moves through the streets in such speed I
didnt think was possible. My eyes water at the velocity, I feel
the wind trying to push me back but I move forward with no
complications. I cant believe how fast I got to the hospital, but
I have to admit it was dangerous and not something I would be eager
to do anything without some more lessons from Bart

Maggie,
I dont know what got into me. Lisa says observing Barts
lifeless body.

Is he
okay? I ask, not in the mood to deal with her.

Yeah,
he is alive and slowly recovering. Lisa says with a weak smile not
that she has anything to be smiling about.

Lisa,
you you need some
help. I say bluntly.

ImIm,
She starts crying, I have never seen her in such a bad mental state.
I wipe her tears from her and give her a hug.

Lisa
dont cry, Is all that I could mutter out and amazingly she
stops.

Maggie,
is it okay if you dont tell mum and dad?

Well
they are going to question me about where he is I say gloomily
observing his body, the wound that cut deep into his soul looked
painful but worst would be the mental anguish he is feeling, I shot
him and now Lisa did it. I mean I might have been possessed and all
but I cant believe I did that

Ill
say he is at Jessicas.

Lisa
Jessica is going to question me where he is too she already knows
something is wrong, its almost as if she could sense it.

Well,
say me and him went for a trip to clear our minds. I think Im
going to stay a few days at Alexs to get my head cleared get
therapy or something.

Im
glad to hear that youre accepting therapy. One of the hardest
things to do is admit you have a problem but something harder than
that is seeking help especially for depression.

Maggie,
I just want you too know that I dont hate life anymore, I just
dislike it. She said with a weak laugh, she was faking it and I
couldnt help but fake one too although I am a lot better than
her at acting.

Jessica

Am I
supposed to know you?

Jessica
we just Bang, right in the gut. Nelson hit him hard and he fell
to the ground. I am so sadistic, I love seeing people surfer and I
think I found my new scapegoat. Bart Simpson is just another guy I
can easily control, just another knot on my string.

But
why? He says holding his stomach in pain.

You
know I cant let my dad find out about us, plus if its secret
its more exciting. Its shocking how men will do anything I
say, I guess thats what I get for being pretty.

I
guess so,

Want
to go skateboarding? I ask him, I know the perfect place for him.
A place so steep that he has too fall flat on his face, oh please
Lord let him bleed and cry.

I
was just hoping I could sit down for 5 minutes, He says the
pain he shows is so inviting, I want to cause him more but instead I
kiss him. Thats right my puppet, I can make you do anything just
by doing that.

Jessica,
you okay? I was nearly asleep in Barts bedroom when Moe
walked into the room.

Huh,
yeah I was just going to go to sleep.

Oh I
know something more fun we can do in Barts bed, He says with a
laugh and I know where he is getting at and I think I threw up in my
mouth.

Whats
that Moe? Reverend Lovejoy says as he walks into the room.

Oh I
was just going to tuck her in minister, Im sorry. He says as he
runs off, I knew he was drunk I could smell the alcohol from here.

Thanks
daddy, My dad walks to the bed and pulls the covers up over and me
and does what Moe was going to do, yeah Im sure that was what he
was going to do. Im sorry but sarcasm cant be expressed that
well in writing all the time.

Your
mother is 3 months pregnant; its going to be wonderful to have
another Lovejoy in the house. My father starts and I cant help
but not feel the enthusiasm he feels. It was always me, mum and dad
but now there is going to be someone else, they are going to pay all
this attention to the baby that Im going to be forgotten. How
could they do this too me? Arent I what they planned for? Am I
just another mistake that cant be erased in my fathers book?

Whats
the matter Sweetie? Dad asks, running a finger through my hair,
searching for knots but he couldnt find any. I made sure my hair
was perfect just for Bart but he doesnt seem to care that much
about it.

Its
just I dont want another Lovejoy, I like it as just you, me and
mum. I say a little down.

So
do I Honey, believe me I love it how it is now but these things
happen. I mean me and your mum have been really close lately and
it just happened. I mean soon youll be moving out and on with your
life,

No
No I wont, I still want to be daddys little girl. I say
appalled at the thought, I want to always be daddys little girl
and if this baby wants to steal that from me I swear Im going to
shove it in the microwave.

Its
okay Jessica, a part of growing up is moving on.

But I
love how it is now,

I know
you got some good memories but you have already lived them, and if
you have already lived them perfectly then why relive them?

Cause I
dont want things to change,

Life
is what happens when youre making all of your excuses darling,
He kisses me on the forehead and walks off, closing the door leaving
me in the darkness and not just literally.

Me
and your father are going on a trip, look after the baby.

Change
the baby, Jessica.

You
have to share your room with the baby,

You
cant eat, we have to have enough money for the baby,

The
baby, the baby!!

The
baby!!

The
baby, Jessica!! The baby!!

The
baby!!

AHHHHHHHHH!!
I say awaking from my nightmare.

Whats
the matter Jess? Homer says coming into the room. I guess I can
tell him since he is soon to be my father in law.

Homer,
its just the baby, I look into his eyes, I can tell I dont
need to explain anymore to him which is unusually for Homer.

Sweet
little Jessica, I have seen you grow up in front of my eyes and I
remember one incident that happened a very long time ago. See Marge
and Helen brought you home from kindergarten. You saw Lisa and wanted
to hold her, I was unsure whether I should let you but I did. It was
so cute, you were holding the little baby and rocking her so gentle
like a mother and you said something to me. You said you wished you
had a little sister too, remember that? He asked opening the
curtains. Damn it, I guess when your not drunk all the time your
brain slowly starts to work again.

I do,
its my earliest childhood memory. But things have changed since
then. I say with a sad look.

Well
fine, but listen you shouldnt be nervous about having a baby,
one day youll have one of your one. He was right but I
couldnt help but feel a little down about the issue.

Maggie

Maggie,
is that you? Bart says, Im sure his eyes are slowly adjusting
to the seeing the sunlight for the first time in two weeks.

We
are all prisoners here from our own device. Jessica says sitting
down and Im starting too worry about her. I thought she would be
happy to have a little brother or sister but she continues to
disconnect with reality.

Listening
to the eagles again? Bart says sadly, I think he can feel
something wrong with Jessica.

Whats
the matter now? He asks after she shuts off her ipod. Why does
every teen have one of those stupid things anyways? I mean cant
they go without listening to music for 5 minutes, I mean they have it
with them when jogging, driving and even at school. No wonder our
generation has such a high rate of drop outs, all of them think they
can play guitar or rap and start writing songs about killing
themselves or gangsters not in the gang, respectively of cause. I
like music mainly classical and light rock music, I do have respect
for Bart and Jessicas whole metal, grunge and punk thing but these
days all the bands have 3 poorly composed riffs and screaming about
how bad life is. That my friend is emo music, I mean its cool if you
want to do songs about suicide or whatever but first learn to play
your instruments.

Its
just the baby.

God dam
it. Youre bitching about a miracle of life while I had a fucking
bullet shot into me by my sister. I dont like it when people
swear, I know its against my normal view of freedom of speech but
I think some words should be banned, they are just so naughty.

Im
sorry sweetie, I shouldnt be so selfish. She said that rather
sadly and didnt even
say her usual profanities before saying that.

Jessica
its such a nice thing to have a sibling and I dont understand
why you got a problem with it look at Lisa and Maggie. Besides
them both shooting me, I love them both.

I
know but it would have been better if they had one when I was
younger, I mean it would have been fun to have a little sister or
brother around Lisas age we would be such good friends but now
now Im going to have change dirty diapers and feed it.

Well
Marge still does that for dad, Bart says with a laugh before
wincing in pain.

Bart,
dont laugh if something happened to you right now then

Shut up
Jess, I mean if something happened to me now? What just happened to
me? Wasnt I shot at by my sister? Bart says a tad bit annoyed.

I love
you so much, I want to rush the wedding to next week. Jessica says
suddenly.

Good
idea, we can get married in the hospital. Dipshit! Bart says
coughing out a bit of blood. I think maybe I should give them some
time alone. I decide to walk home, I know Jessica was going to drive
me but I think this will be better, for the both of them. Jessica is
slowly becoming paranoid about a baby, she is going to start
believing the baby is out to get her, its what she almost believes
right now and Bart, well apart from the bullet wound, is fine.

Hey
Maggie.

Gerald?
I turn around too see no one. I could swear it was him. But he is
in a land of fairies, hopefully Ill see him again one day.

Hello
there Maggie, Professor Frink said adjusting his glasses in a cute
fashion. I have to admit Professor Frink is kind of cute in a
dorky way.

Hello
Professor, is that a robot dog?

Yes
I have decided to work on robot pets.

Awh
thats cute but its all cold and metallic. I got this cute
little kitty, its so adorable and I just brushed its fur before going
to the hospital.

Not
again, who is it this time?

Bart
Lisa shot him.

What?
That took him by surprise but he didnt seem a little bit surprised
about him being in hospital.

Yeah,
she was depressed and she tried to shoot herself but Bart
intervened and got shot himself.

I see,
well its funny that happened, I got this He pulled out a little
bottle of pills. Damn it, not more pills. I think all that doctors do
is prescribe children drugs and dont let them deal with their
problems the old natural way.

Funny
that happened? What is this?

Its
called Professor Frinks cure to life. He says with a smug look,
damn it I hate smug people but worst are hippies. I got that from
Bart, he always goes on about how they talk about saving the planet
but all they do is smoke weed and play guitar all day.

You
made this?

Yes
I was working on mass determination for caffeine when I realized that
if I change the mol and its structure by adding in a few other
things it could possibly treat depression but I havent teased it
out on a human, so I dunno its up to you to decide whether you
should sneak some into Lisas food or not.

Oh,
I never understood why a simple change in the molecular formula of a
substance can change it completely. Like for insists everyone knows
H2O is water however if you take away one hydrogen atom and oxygen
atom and add a chlorine atom and you got HCL, a corrosive acid and
the one in your stomach.

Thats
every good you know basic chemistry at your age. Maybe you could be
my prodigy not Lisa one day. In fact both of you wouldnt that
be cool? Sisters working for the aid of human kind especially when it
continues to do things like global warming.

You
dont really believe in global warming? I ask with curiosity, I
thought he would be one of the smarter people that knew it was more a
myth rather than a fact. Further study needs to be done before we can
accept it but the sad thing about that is that when that study is
done it could be too late

Of
cause not, ironically I am raising awareness for it. I got bored and
needed to do something. He says with a smile and gives me a badge
that says Global warning, stop Global Warming.

Uhh
thanks I guess,

No
problem, would you just sign this too let them know where you heard
about global warming. I cant believe Professor Frink sold out
his beliefs because he was bored, I guess the same thing happened
with Nazi, there initial plan was to make Germany better for Jews but
they got bored because PS2s werent invented and they werent
allowed to have homosexual sex, well thats what dad told me a few
years ago anyways. I wonder what this sex thing is, I have heard it
so often and I wonder if its a game I can play with Lisa and Bart.
Im always looking for fun things to do with my siblings and I
think sex could be one of them.

You
know what you should do, put fur on that dog and instead of having it
all cold and stuff make it nice and warm. I say, touching the
robot puppy.

Of
cause, why didnt I think of it before?

Cause
scientists dont think?

Yeah,
I guess your right, if we did then maybe Aids could be cured. Of
cause Im right, Im not a scientist. I have to admit that there
is a lot of controversy between religion vs science
but I know one thing that gives scientists an advantage. When they
dont know something they admit they dont but when religionists
dont know something they say God did it. Although I love God,
without him I would never be here, none this would be a reality but
there are so many questions that are left unanswered. If God is the
creator then who created him? Was there anything before God? Is it
possibly that the big bang theory could be the work of God?

Lisa
was still at Alexs, the servants were making diner and that was my
chance.

Alex,
can I help make diner? I ask.

Well
uhh Maggie, maybe you should go play or something.

Please,
I want to be a chef and it would give me practice. A little white
lie here and there doesnt matter if its for the good of your
family. Am I really going to put these pills in her food, something
that is untested on humans?

Ok,
lobsters for the Whitneys and pasta with no meat for Lisa. Im
sure they put meat in pasta; I bet that would be tasty. I cant
help but sneak in a little bit of Professor Frinks cure for
life in Lisas food; I really hope there are no bad side effects on
humans.

Jessica

Its
going to be a boy, My mum tells dad, he had to work a little
longer in church, doing baptisms so I had to drive her to the doctors
for her ultra-sound. Im already doing favors for the baby and he
isnt even born yet.

Jessica,
what should we name your brother? My father asks, kissing my
mothers stomach. He gave a kiss to that damn son of his, I bet
thats what he wanted me to be, all dads have this big thing about
having their first born as a son. Whats wrong with me? I tried
hard to be a good daughter He never paid any attention to me since
I was little, I was force to be a rebel and I was forced into a small
life of crime. I have to admit Bart was almost the same, his father
didnt pay attention to him just like mine and we both kind of fell
into a youth rebellion, senseless destruction but we never had caring
fathers well Homer has changed but what about my dad? He must
think Im a mistake, that his only child is the son inside of mum.

Lucifer,
I say bitterly.

Jessica
I dont know what has gotten into you. I thought youll be happy
for us. Mum says but Im not falling for that one. This is their
plan against me, bring a child into this world so I couldnt go
anywhere and am trapped with a smelly baby in my bedroom.

Nothing
mum but apparently something has gotten into you. I say crossing
my arms. That baby is out to get me, he wants to make my life a
living hell and he wants to prevent me from making something of
myself.

Jessica,
I know this is going to be hard on you maybe you can stay over at
Barts house or something after the baby is born till you decide
that you want to be a good sister, the one you are beyond capable of
being.

Stay
over at Barts? Is the god damn baby so important that youre
kicking me out of the house? I ask as I stand up, I was so angrily
I wanted to punch someone, break something but I couldnt do
anything.

Of
cause not but if youre not ready.

I
was ready 7 years ago, I said I wanted a sister or brother but you
told me you didnt want one so whats the change of plans? I
ask dad, who looks at me with defeat. Screw it, I start walking
towards Barts house. He is out of hospital, Lisa is living at home
again and now Marge was nagging Homer about him not giving money to
charity. Things werent far from the norm for the Simpsons but for
me things were just starting to change.

Whats
the matter Jess? Bart says as I storm into his room.

They
are having a God damn baby is what!! I say, yelling at him making
him wince a little.

Ok, ok
calm down. He says. I had walked into his room when he was
catching up on the school work he has missed in the past 2 months, he
is hardly ever in school and people think he is doing drugs all the
time or planning a school shooting.

A/N: Its
funny, thats basically what my life has been like for the last 2
months. I havent been at school much and people are starting to
think thoughts like that and its funny, rumors spread so quickly. I
never thought anyone gave a shit about me but little facts about me
have seemed to be in circulation for my form 6 school mates.

Im
sorry Bart, your studying Ill uhh see you tomorrow or
something.

Nah its
fine dude, take a sleep in my bed, I bugged dad enough to get me one
like Alexs. Put on some sounds and chill out.

Are you
sure I wont be disturbing you?

Youre
always disturbing me, dude you can pick out a CD or just plug my
ipod in, you know how to do that right? He was so understanding at
times, this wasnt one of them because he didnt know what I was
going through but he was always helpful.

Dont
you know we cannot die? We are stars, we are, we are stars. I
say listening to one of Barts newer , its not typical that
he likes any new music but this was an exception, it was smashing
pumpkins after all.

Jessica,
youre a star burning out. Bart says closing his book, I could
read the words Physics level 2, he had brought a study guide for it
but I guess thats only cause its kind of tricky this year. He
comes over to me, I was lying on the bed, and gives me a kiss.

Your
not ready to have a baby brother or sister, your still a little baby
yourself. He said giving me a sweet and more seriously kiss, his
lips lock with mine, his tongue dancing in my mouth as mine in his. I
savor the sweet taste of him, without sleeping pills his salvia
tastes rather lovely.

Im
just afraid that mum and dad wouldnt pay that much attention to
me.

Jessica,
trust me when I say this, your dad and mum wouldnt pay attention
to you. I mean I was around 2 and a half when Lisa was born and I
didnt get any attention at all. She was everything, I was nothing.
I was going to run away but Lisas first word was Bart,
something that made me love her Mum said she was crazy about me.
When Maggie was born, the attention was split between her and Lisa. I
was old enough to take care of myself, well sort of Your 16 and a
half, youre old enough to take care of yourself but are you really
going to take your aggression and hate out on an innocent baby? I
really wish he would have just told me that I would still matter to
my parents.

Jessica,
look if your parents stop paying attention too you, then Ill pay
more. I knew that what he said wouldnt be true, he already paid
all the attention to me that he could.

Plus
when we get married we can have our own baby. I wasnt
sure if I was looking forward to that I have heard about pregnancy
and even though having a child can be a wonderful thing I heard its
a very painful thing to go through. Its going to hurt like hell,
its like have a watermelon for your period.

Bart,
when we have a baby it wont be yours. I say with a laugh but
decide to take it back after his expression.

Dont
joke about that.

Oh
sorry honey. I say gloomily, maybe Bart was more mature than me
maybe I was still a 10 yr old and he wasnt. He might have out
grown me. Fuck it!!

A/N: Ok, I
have to admit something I quickly took a glimpse at some of the
first chapters of this story and other than the spelling mistakes I
think they are way better than ones like this. The story is getting
seriously serious but I dunno, what you guys think of the whole
Jessica struggling with accepting she is going to be a sister? Also
if anyone has any ideas or anything on how to make this fic better,
please shoot.